Fuck Off Spray - Protect Your Peace

Keep the Idiots at Bay with Our Best-Selling "Fuck Off" Spray

Surrounded by fools, clowns, and time-wasters? Wish they’d all just… fuck off? We hear you.

Our "Fuck Off Spray" is your secret weapon for keeping your space clear of unwanted energy (and people). Infused with our signature "Idiot Free Scent" and a hint of playful magic, it’s designed to repel nonsense and restore your peace, for up to 4 hours at a time.

How to Use:

• At the shops? A casual spritz ahead of you clears the path like magic.
• Annoying boss? A few well-aimed spritzes in the office (or during their lunch break) might just do the trick.
• Invasion of personal space? Spray your surroundings or soft furnishings to keep the pests at bay.
• Working from home? Mist the air above your screen while chanting "fuck off" for full effect.

Whether you spray your space—or get bold and mist them—you’ll love the scent (they won’t).

Perfect For:

• Gag gifts with attitude
• Kris Kringle & stocking stuffers
• Hens or Bucks nights
• Anyone who deserves a laugh (and a bit more peace)

Your new must-have for an idiot-free zone.
✨ Magically offensive. Offensively magical. ✨

100ml
Your purchase will be in a Black or White bottle

Made in Australia.
Made to order.
Vegan friendly.
Recyclable and reusable packaging.

Handmade by Bewitched Angel